non sequitur





just tried to check how much gas I have in my car by looking at the bottom corner of my laptop screen…I can confirm that my laptop is not, in fact, my car. yup.


Reblogged from this-is-lackluster

(Source: this-is-lackluster, via notoffended)


Reblogged from idontlikephysicalcontact

notoffended:

idontlikephysicalcontact:

I SEARCHED UP “teapot” ON ETSY AND HELP MY IM CRYING

The “for decorative use only” is what kills me


Reblogged from livetransmissions

(Source: livetransmissions, via shavingryansprivates)


Reblogged from derpycats
derpycats: Rug impersonator

derpycats:

Rug impersonator

(via appasauce)


Reblogged from tootricky

tootricky:

the egg struggle

(via gllitch)


Reblogged from exp0rted

exp0rted:

we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

(via queenofpallet)


man, all I want is an audiobook to enjoy with my detox smoothie. why is that so much to ask, internet?


Reblogged from hippyjamfest

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

(via wooperpooper)


Reblogged from nicolascageholocaust

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(Source: nicolascageholocaust, via queenofpallet)